Sadly, I fear the internet
is already full of inconsequential musings, worthless opinions and narcissistic
ramblings without me adding to it unduly, so I've decided to give my blog
a rest for a while. If the above are, in actual fact, what float your
boat, you can find the odd titbit from me on the esteemed pillars of cyberspace
that are Facebook and Twitter (follow the links above).
If I think of something or experience something substantial that I really
feel you should know about, I'll scribble it here, but in the meantime,
enjoy the archives below.
Jon's Blog archive
Jon's Further Adventures In Canada
Adventures In Ottawa & Thunder Bay
Identity Crisis
Stick up a bit of authentic looking timber
and sell some jam and you get an award?!
Don't Scoff At The Waistcoat
The Canada Diaries - Part Two
The Canada Diaries - Part One
The Breda Bunch
People Starving In The Desert Would Love
To Eat This
Back In The Studio
Fracture To The Distal Phalanx
The Best Village Hall In The World
Hats Off To Reading Services (M4 Westbound)
It Might As Well Be Spring
We're Not In The Shire Any More, Dave
Man & Machine In Perfect Harmony
Never Go Drinking With The Linsen Brothers
A Bloke Juggling Knives Above A World-Famous
Folk Singer
The Hot Air Balloon Experiment
Don't Go Left After Fanny's
A Lack Of Beard Gags
The Black Art Of Mastering
Cutting It Fine
Barely Worth Putting In The Archive
Spilt Milk
What Happened To The Lamb?
Not A Very Interesting Journal
Valentine Schmalentine
Holding Out For Sheryl
Jon's Guide To Kidnapping A Swan
The Lost Apostrophe
When The Dutch Wind Blows
Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart
Mr.Trower & The Mostins Part 2 - Jonny
Luurve!
Mr.Trower & The Mostins Part 1
People Just Kept Giving Me Beer
Please Try To Relax
An Orwellian Picture Of Our Juice-drinking
Future
I Liked Cricket When It Was Crap
Staring Forlornly At A Withered Worm
Bring It On, O Gods Of Rock
Rob, I Can't Believe You're Gay
Stop Pretending You're Australian
Tea, Mostin?
Pastrami Swiss
A Chapter Closes
The Black Cat, The Chicken Wrap, And Successfully
Locating My Arse
Chicken Mini-Bites Are For Kids
It Wasn't Like This At Buckingham Palace
The Kazakhstan Experiment Part 2
The Kazakhstan Experiment Part 1
Brave As You Are Part 2
Brave As You Are Part 1
Where Does This Leave The Seven Dwarves?
The Tale Of The Stinking Dog Leash
This Is NOT Sweet Home Chicago
The Fly Whisperer
A Day In The Life Of Jon
A-Z Of Touring With Chicken Shack
Buddy, Our Buddy
In Search Of The Sea Life Centre
Party On
They Don't Get Gingers Round Here, Do
They?
Montreux 2003
Don't You Want Your Free Dessert?
I Come From Fulham
Your Steering Wheel Is On The Wrong Side!
Ha ha ha!
Don't Worry If You Fuck Up - It's Punk
Innit?
The Red Baron
Bloody 'Ell - It's Uri Geller
Forced To Brave The Toilets
Hang On - I Don't Think I Even Like Chips
Chilli Tuna Pasta
A-Z Of Paris
Napalm Death Meets On The Buses
Last Week I Was A Roofer
Mmm... Baby Oil
Glastonbury 2002
The Slaughterhouse
Can You Blow Us Some More?
The Belfort Adventure
French Cuisine
Hotel Schlack
European Monetary Union